rainybones:

manic-kin:

dirtypr3ttythings:

Attention all semen enthusiasts!

We are very proud to announce the arrival of our new book.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes.

It’s the perfect holiday gift for that special cook in your life.

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Um…I threw up a little in my mouth. Thanks, never eating flan again. Sick as fuck.

Ew. Omg. Ew


this is why I CANNOT eat other people’s cooking!!!

(Source: dulceetdecorus)

(Reblogged from rainybones)

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    KILL IT WITH FIRE
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  9. perksofbeingaqueermo reblogged this from holisticsexualhealth and added:
    So I generally consider myself pretty openminded but this is a bit too far out of my element
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    Who and for what reason???
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  18. little-alternative-girl reblogged this from adnawun and added:
    Well if this didn’t come out of a kinkmeme it’ll be on there now.
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  23. dixie-chicken reblogged this from adnawun and added:
    Had to reblog just for all the reactions. Not even remotely sorry.
  24. adnawun reblogged this from hey-mayonegg and added:
    I feel like this came right out of a kinkmeme…
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  32. cho-rizo reblogged this from theafricanjew and added:
    oh my god it’s back.
  33. void-liminality reblogged this from heatherbat and added:
    That was about when I was told about this as well.
  34. heatherbat reblogged this from irrefutablegentleman and added:
    i remember seeing this in like 2008. that specific picture and everything. it couldn’t have been after march of 2009...
  35. theafricanjew reblogged this from dulceetdecorus and added:
    Ew. Ew Ew EW. Fack Never giving head again
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